Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.

If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.

by humm1n June 18, 2021

Gravy naval

When a man pulls out and ejaculates into the naval (belly button) of his partner.

Oh shit! You gave me a big gravy naval!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019

Naval Players

Naval players are players that don't exist

Woah NAVAL PLAYERS ARE SO GOOD said no one

by Hundehai March 23, 2022

De-navalize

Get rid of navy

The leaug of nations de-navalize germany

by E=mcswag March 18, 2018

Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.

Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.

by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024

Navaled

The act of holding a hit of marijuana in the lungs until there is no smoke present when exhaled.

I Navaled it so that the room would not smell of smoke.

by Roger7gue3 April 30, 2008