Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!

Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.

by DJ Craze October 23, 2013

Naval Players

Naval players are players that don't exist

Woah NAVAL PLAYERS ARE SO GOOD said no one

by Hundehai March 24, 2022

Intense Naval Battle

When two men on a water bed try to nut on each other, the first one to land a nut on the wins.

I gotta get cleaned up, Johny and I had an Intense Naval Battle.

by Big boi mandingo March 28, 2019

De-navalize

Get rid of navy

The leaug of nations de-navalize germany

by E=mcswag March 15, 2018

Gravy naval

When a man pulls out and ejaculates into the naval (belly button) of his partner.

Oh shit! You gave me a big gravy naval!

by ninjawise December 14, 2019

navalism

The belief that sea power is integral to a nation’s greatness and that naval preparedness is a country’s best and cheapest means of defense, found popular expression around the globe, in the years approaching the First World War.

It is time to become navalism. Build lots of aircraft carriers!

by God_of_Navy February 19, 2016

Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.

If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.

by humm1n June 19, 2021