Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.
by Mr.Unfunnyman July 2, 2022
Alice: Hey any boundaries you want to set for us going forward?
Bob: I’m not ok with sex just yet, but apart from that, squeeze as you please.
Bob: I’m not ok with sex just yet, but apart from that, squeeze as you please.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling November 24, 2022
The act of grabbing your partner's hard pipe with your lips while squeezing it so hard that it changes color to a purple/magenta color.
by PuppyPersonGuy July 22, 2022
Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?
Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?
Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*
Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?
Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*
by Phreakin Mohican October 25, 2011
What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021
by DeepFreeze June 21, 2010