I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024

I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal

“i’m dead!”

by urban dictionary user #1885 February 18, 2023

I’m dead

Something Barack Hussein Obama juniors son says every second of the day

“I’m dead”

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025

I’m bored so I added a word

So yeah I’m board I try and search this up if it works it will be funny

Yo what’s up I’m bored so I added a word

by It’s me cursed Deku September 27, 2020

I’m so normal about

When you want to express your excitement or obsession over a topic, but you say you don’t really care. You’re showing how hyped you are but in a very calm manner. You’re definitely not insane.

I’m so normal about the new Loki show coming out..
Sooooo so normal.

by giant_enemy_spider January 5, 2024

I’m fine

If someone ever says “I’m fine” (usually women) they are NOT fine.

They are the opposite of fine, they feel horrible

Rick: are u ok?

Ashley: Yes I’m fine.

by “Real name” :0 September 2, 2020

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024