i’m fired

When you’re hella high or baked.

“Dude i’m fired”
“Last Friday I was fired”

by pp69poopoo420 April 6, 2020

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

Tee hee I’m so quirky

What your friend Kevin mocks because he thinks he’s better than everyone.

I hate portland= Tee hee I’m so quirky!

by Bingbingshhhbong November 12, 2019

I’m about to explode!

It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.

Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard April 27, 2023

Nah I’m Jus

Slang version of “I’m just kidding”

Sam: bro astolfo is so hot

Jalen: yea he fuckin is!
Sam: really?
Jalen: nah I’m jus

by MlgWow October 15, 2019

I’m so Brayden right now

It means you’re superrrr high

“Bro i’m so Brayden right now bro”

“Dude me too”

by starrloverr November 28, 2022

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018