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super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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avocado sized mf

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today
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size run

In clothing retail, a size run refers to a full set of clothing sizes. This can mean a range from XS-XL, or whatever that line of clothing’s size range may be.
We got 12 size runs of these hoodies in the middle of fucking summer, why does HQ hate us?!
by depressedretailworker July 30, 2022
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pocket size pocket slut

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HAVE SEEN THIS POCKET SIZE POCKET SLUT ON SNAPCHAT SHES A SQUIRTER
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henny size

When your penis is bigger or equal to 7 inches.
“Aye girl my third leg henny size”
Girl: “what size was it”

Other girl: “it was henny size girl
by 7kup August 23, 2018
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plus size park hopper (pph)

the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”
I aspire to be a plus size park hopper (pph) but I can’t eat that much (yet)
by savage528 February 26, 2025
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Straight sized

A person whose clothing size falls within the standard size range offered by most clothing stores. In the U.S., straight sizes typically range from 0 to 12, though some brands extend this to a size 16. Sizes 12 through 18 are sometimes considered mid-sized, while size 20 and above is generally considered plus-sized. These ranges my vary by brand and region.
As a plus-sized person, I can not shop for clothes in most stores. My straight sized sister has a smaller size than me. Most stores carry her size.
by CestBo November 5, 2024
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