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The Size Of It

The Size Of It made me want to lick it.
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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Inclusive-sized

Politically-correct neologism to refer to an obese person.
Normal person: "That fat chick should loose a few pounds--like a few hundred."
PC person, with condescending tone: "a'hem... You mean that inclusive-sized person should loose a few hundred pounds"
by yammerite March 28, 2021
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Fey-Sized

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.
Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*
by the117doctor March 11, 2025
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Tucker size

I’m low on chew so only take a tucker size
by Cart boss 2.0 October 8, 2021
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fanta sizing

verb. to determine the size of your soda bottle
I was fanta sizing my coca cola bottle.
by femboythatscool March 25, 2024
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sizely

Christina: I couldn't even finish two tacos, I'm stuffed!
Johnny: Yeah, they are rather sizely.
by Babbersnabber July 24, 2025
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one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
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