by tillywillywock May 2, 2023
Get the ostrich sized mug.A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
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B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
Get the Uber Sized mug.by People that is a person March 3, 2020
Get the Keely-Sized mug.person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021
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When you haven’t been in holiday but look like you have.
When you haven’t been in holiday but look like you have.
by WndrWen March 7, 2021
Get the Vacationally Sized mug.Something that's unusually large; often a utensil, tool or other item that would commonly be small, but in this case produced to a huge proportion. An object someone has chosen to abnormally embiggen.
by AskCast February 4, 2020
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