smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.
Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.
by starky August 11, 2007
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Smoke

A person, usually female, who is extremely attractive.
Our TA is a total smoke!
by RamansHybridApproach March 25, 2016
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Smoking

The legal act of killing off unintelligent humans, preventing overpopulation and the transfer of low intelligence levels and laziness to offspring.
All the cool kids are smoking outside
by RecoJohnson July 04, 2010
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smoking

a way for people to look dumb ruin their health and hygiene automatically repulses everyone in 1 mile radius makes small children cry when they learn what will happen to their smoking family/ parents. yeah you will look real cool hooked up to an oxygen machine with a hole in you check false teeth and a cigarette in your hand!
Nat :hey kate lets buy that 'cool' smoker a drink
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!

smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old
by Clutzs is kinda clever July 07, 2010
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Smokes

I got some new Smokes today!
by Bman111 April 17, 2017
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Smoke

by *The Boss* September 01, 2008
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smoking

Ridiculously fucking hot.
That dude is fuckin smoking. Let's order him a few more pints so we can get it on.
by cryogenic stasis November 21, 2004
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