34 definitions by Bman111

Toasted

Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.

"Man you just got toasted!"

by Bman111 December 2, 2016

Gender Equality

A joke used among many feminists which they say they fight for, yet they want more than equality, they want absolute female authority among men.

Feminist: I FIGHT FOR FOR GENDER EQUALITY
Me: HA

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

Micronation

A small, usually unrecognised state or country. Micronation's are formed using the declarative theory of sovereignty, and that means it is only relevant within said Micronation's boarders.

"I am the founder of my own Micronation, no-one has recognised us, yet..."

by Bman111 February 18, 2017

Tech Blind

A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.

Bob: "What is an iPhone?"
Steve: "You don't know? You must be Tech Blind."

by Bman111 April 18, 2017

Hotmail

Hotmail is a old e-mail service used by no-one now. But if you do use hotmail you are more than 60 years old.

"I can't believe you use hotmail grandpa!"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

Melbourne

To Melbourne is to change your opinions fast and without warning. Like the Melbourne weather.

"Man he is such a Melbourne"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

Terms Of Service

It is a large wall of text that only idiots with no time read.

"Man I can't believe you read the Terms Of Service"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016