Instant Froogdum 

(n) When a penis becomes uncontrollable.

I had instant froogdum. That's how that old lady got pregnant.

Instant Froogdum by oobershneiden November 29, 2003

Instant wet 

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.

He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.

Instant wet by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019

instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

instant ghost by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

instant asshole 

A vodka redbull.

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.

instant asshole by ahonakibs December 27, 2010

instant replay 

When you drop a deuce, leave the bathroom and immediately turn right back in to drop another

I should cut down on fiber, i just had an instant replay

instant replay by MCBurg March 3, 2005

instant coffee 

People that become friends so fast, they are compared to instant coffee.

bob: dudee r u friends with that new girl?
rob: dude were instant coffee friends!
bob: pretty sick man!!

instant coffee by thatshowwedoit November 23, 2009

Instant Biker 

Derogatory term used by old bikers to describe:
1) Riders (mainly Baby Boomers) who have never ridden a motorcycle before
2) Wealthy doctors or lawyers etc..
3) Or have only ridden Japanese motorcycles before
- But now have bought a new Harley and consider themselves to be a "real biker".
This term is also used to describe people who ride "Harley Clones" (japanese motorcycles) like the Yamaha Road Star, Kawasaki Vulcan, Suzuki Intruder or the Honda Valkyrie.

John thinks he's a badass now with that new Softail - he's just an Instant Biker!

Instant Biker by BGS September 1, 2005