it is the same as a booty call
by Mikeagod March 21, 2005
Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!
Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.
by cat-on-mars.net December 28, 2004
by Mimir September 23, 2003
1. Like a Hot Karl, but faster.
2. An "Instant Ricky" requires 2 People. One person lays on their back and sticks their butt in the air. A second person stuffs the contents of an instant soup packet (hence instant) and mixes it, followed by the second person drinking the mixture of soup and feces.
2. An "Instant Ricky" requires 2 People. One person lays on their back and sticks their butt in the air. A second person stuffs the contents of an instant soup packet (hence instant) and mixes it, followed by the second person drinking the mixture of soup and feces.
- Hey, dude, pick up some instant soup packets. We're gonna have some fun at my place tonite.
- Eww... have you heard about an "Instant Ricky"? It's disgusting. I wanna try it.
- Eww... have you heard about an "Instant Ricky"? It's disgusting. I wanna try it.
by Pilotgeek June 27, 2008
(n) When a penis becomes uncontrollable.
by oobershneiden November 29, 2003
When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.
He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.
by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020