Favor shark 

Someone who does favors for you without being asked, then proceeds to guilt trip you or strongly implies you owe them something.

"hey man I helped you sell that car, you owe me the next up on the lot"

"i didnt ask for assistance, you swept into help me so you could demand my help, fucking favor shark"

Favor shark by BotchoMan January 29, 2019

Favorite puppy 

Favorite puppy: a slang term meaning or referring to something you like/prefer or meaning something that is awesome. Originating from the popular American youtuber Ted Nivison first brought up on his podcast Chuckle Sandwich episode #20 featuring Charlie slimecicle and jschlatt

ted: "I just won the lottery!"

charlie: "that's Favorite puppy."

Favorite puppy by Squirrley_10 June 22, 2021

Facebook favor 

The act of asking a friend to do something on your behalf on Facebook, because you don't have access to Facebook. Usually because you deleted your Facebook.

"Hey David, I need a Facebook favor. Can you look up Sarah and see if she got back in a relationship with that one dude. I'd do it myself but I deleted my Facebook."

Facebook favor by MikeyJonesDawg February 16, 2012

favor-friend 

a person who gives you a call or comes to you only when he/she needs a favor and uses the fact that you have a good heart - if he/she doesn't need anything from you, there will be no "how are you?" question or anything, but still this person will pretend that he/she is your great friend;

Bruno: I'm disappointed with my friendship with Alice. I used to believe we were friends, but now I see she's only a favor-friend. It is I who usually starts conversation, who calls, send Christmas wishes, who asks how things are going and so on. She nevers does so. She calls only when she needs something. Sad...

favor-friend by KurtSteinerPL July 28, 2009

my favorite murder 

A podcast featuring Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark, 2 true crime fanatics, who discuss their favorite murders in a comedy fashion.

Do you listen to My Favorite Murder

my favorite murder by VTMurderino June 7, 2018

God’s favorite word is "Come" 

Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.

I knew it... God’s favorite word is "Come"!

God’s favorite word is "Come" by rperazag May 15, 2010

favoritism 

When two people do the same thing, but one gets away with it and the other one doesn't. The one that gets away with it is in the favoritism click, and the one that does not is not in the click.

Bobby threw a book at the boss, and everyone laughed including the boss. Then, Betty thought this was funny so she threw her book at the boss, and everyone looked appauled, and the boss fired her.

"Hey - let's go get some lunch guys."
"No thanks Rick. You are not in our click.
You're wife is a Chinese woman who owns an American cheeseburger stand, and we don't like you. You're elevator may go all the way to the top, but your taste in woman lies somewhere between a grilled cheese dipped in cement and a chocolate covered radish. We reserve the right to execute favoritism, and its not in your favor."

favoritism by Mama Tina July 12, 2011