Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>

Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.

Blew the Diaper by GalNasty February 2, 2014

'Blew a hole in her' 

'Blew a hole in her'.

By far one of the most commonly used slang terms in the UK, mainly used in the south of England, it means to have really good, mind blowing and probably the best, sexual intercourse with a woman. Nobody really knows where it came from, but it is generally a term 'lads' use when down at the pub.

Jay: Ugh, what's up mate?

Ryan: I want to get with Leigh-Ann.

Jay: Aren't you with May though?

Ryan: No, she dumped me for that yuppie down at the rec.

Jay: Ah, good luck with Leigh-Ann mate, some Spanish bloke from the Tapas bar blew a hole in her in some alley and now she's pregnant; feel sorry for the poor sod. She's such a thot.

Basically 'blew a hole in her' means getting a slutty woman pregnant.

'Blew a hole in her' by Frejayork November 11, 2014

Blew my socks off

Got the best blowjob EVER!

That girl blew my socks off last night!

Blew my socks off by Kelmoney May 24, 2018

blew the goose 

When you fuck something up; messed up a project.

Friend: Looses balance, knocks something important over

Me: you really blew the goose

blew the goose by AshTil October 11, 2020

blew the bowl

A phrase used whenever someone coughs or exhales onto the bowl, blowing it everywhere. This is an extremely noobish thing to do. If you blow a bowl after your third time of smoking, then you should probably quit/run away.

Person 1: aight dude your new piece you can have greens
Person 2: thanks man
(Person 2 hits it and coughs, blowing the bowl)
Person 1: wow dude you just blew the bowl
Person 1: and i gave you greens
Person 2: uhhh whats happening?
Person 1: youre done, ya, youre done

blew the bowl by jcpranger May 16, 2006

blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

blew chum by bezel333 December 31, 2005

blew cheese 

A load of cum produced by giving a blow job.

Samantha wanted to kiss me but I refused because she had my blew cheese in her mouth.

blew cheese by Professor Dirt December 16, 2008