Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection
"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
by Dramaticdeer January 7, 2025
Get the Alastairmug. He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
Get the alastairmug. Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.
by NikRamen November 6, 2022
Get the Alastairmug. alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared
by am i a star November 23, 2021
Get the alastairmug.