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Alastair Cheetham

Alastair Cheetham is the 14As best defender
by Dirty Darren September 22, 2020
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Alastair

Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection
"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
by Dramaticdeer January 7, 2025
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an extremely romantic gentlemen with an amazing body. will say something along the lines of "i'm jerking myself off so hard, just to see your tiddies because i wanna cum all over them. my hand is moving so fast right now," or maybe something like, "i'm gonna finger you so hard until you scream my name, then i'll pin you up against the wall and cum inside you." such a smooth talker 🥰
person 1: what's your name?
person 2: alastair
person 1: *creams*
by ilovealastair😍😍😍 November 21, 2021
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Alastair Bull

You're such an Alastair Bull you massive liverpool fan cunt
by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018
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Alastair McCrae

Dan: “Do you know Alastair McCrae?”
Sam: “no”
Dan: “exactly
by HealyMeister January 8, 2022
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alastair

alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared
by am i a star November 23, 2021
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