Alastair

Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God

Did you know john has a massive dick?
Wow! he's such an Alastair

by Vestusual May 30, 2023

Alastair

He’s a mystical magical type of guy who likes horseriding , vodka blacks and blondes 😈

Alastair has arrived ..

by rainbowkaratecake December 3, 2025

alastair

no flaws

alastair hahahaha like alastor from helluvaboss

by pixieplaysmc April 18, 2022

alastair

He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.

Alastair loves having blowjobs and giving blowjobs.

by oliv oil April 26, 2021

Alastair

Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.

Did you hear about Alastair? Yeah, we should watch out for him.

by NikRamen November 6, 2022

alastair

alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared

good morning alastair! you look pretty today.

by am i a star November 23, 2021