Alastair

Horse shit

Omg mom I found an alastair. ewwwww

by udhdvardbghjdzf February 15, 2022

Alastair

the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life

Alastair is a horrible, awful, conceited guy.

by sparklyunicornfarts May 7, 2025

Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it

“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong “
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”

by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021

Alastair

Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.

Did you hear about Alastair? Yeah, we should watch out for him.

by NikRamen November 6, 2022

alastair

alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared

good morning alastair! you look pretty today.

by am i a star November 23, 2021