Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it

“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong “
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”

by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021

Alastair Bull

Cunt

You're such an Alastair Bull you massive liverpool fan cunt

by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018

alastair

alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared

good morning alastair! you look pretty today.

by am i a star November 23, 2021

Alastair

Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.

Did you hear about Alastair? Yeah, we should watch out for him.

by NikRamen November 6, 2022

Alastair Cheetham

14As best defender

Alastair Cheetham is the 14As best defender

by Dirty Darren September 22, 2020