Alastair

the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life
Alastair is a horrible, awful, conceited guy.
by sparklyunicornfarts May 08, 2025
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Alastair

Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection
"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
by Dramaticdeer January 07, 2025
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Alastair

Omg mom I found an alastair. ewwwww
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Alastair McCrae

Alastair McCrae is a little man
Dan: “Do you know Alastair McCrae?”
Sam: “no”
Dan: “exactly
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alastaire

Alastaire is always worried about his friends and not himself
by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018
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