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Minnesota 

dreary, boring, insect-infested state populated by people that mangle pronunciation of common words.
Prone to clueless politicians and misguided social programs that induce children to run away from home.
Almost as bad a state as Wisconsin.
I got transferred to Minnesota so I quit my job and started drinking.
Everyone I ran into in St. Paul was a box head.
Minnesota by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006

Minnesota 

Minnesota has the most meth labs of any state!
(suck on it California!)
Minnesota by Salty Jonez October 7, 2008

minnesota 

This Midwestern swing state was once dominated by DFL'ers, but over the years has held a more conservative stance in the political arena. It can be characterized by various types of extremes, for example it proudly boasts The Mall of America, below zero temperatures, SUVs, high obesity rates, and caucasian majorities of approximately 90%. The state is geographically isolated, with few tourists or habitants from outside the Middle American area. As a result, its residents tend to be racially homogenious, socially secluded and culturally isolated.
minnesota by L. L. H. October 10, 2006

Minnesota 

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.
"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")
Minnesota by john October 10, 2004

Minnesota 

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.
Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.
Minnesota by Jay May 29, 2005

Minnesota 

Canada junior. People here have a cross between a midwestersn hick accent and a Canadian accent. Minnesota sucks.
Watch MADE in mtv with the comedian girl from Minnesota and you'll hear what I'm talking about.
Minnesota by minnesotaisballs April 21, 2006