The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following:
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter
The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents
Adj: To describe something very unpleasant
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter
The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents
Adj: To describe something very unpleasant
(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota.
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?
Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me
(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?
Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me
(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!
by t-bone-baller July 29, 2009
Only Filipinos will understand this.
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.
My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.
(Tagal is Filipino for slow)
Although it is spelled as Minnesota, this word is a short cut and should actually be spelled as Minisota.
My + INternet + IS + SO + TAgal = MINISOTA.
(Tagal is Filipino for slow)
Tobi: Yo! Watch this youtube video! It's so funny man!!
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((
Chelsea: Sure!
....10 minutes later
Tobi: SO FUNNY RIGHT?
Chelsea: Dude, di pa tapos..
Tobi: Still loading?
Chelsea: Yeah! Minnesota today!! :((
by Twoahbi November 18, 2010
1.The southernest point of canada actually intruding into the continental us
2. A place where people take pride in their state that noone cares about
3.State of two seasons winter and fall
4. Home of the twin cities which are both completly lame
5. State of 10,000 nasty lakes that only a fool would enjoy going in
6. Two races, white people and east african muslims
7. People who claim they dont talk like fargo
8. The mall of america which i would be happy if a terrorist destroyed
9. People who turn on their ac when its 60 degrees
10. The Vikings who suck balls and wear a gay purple, the twins who play on their football field in the worst stadium in the mlb, and the timberwolves who after losing kevin garnet will not be relevent for the next 10 years
2. A place where people take pride in their state that noone cares about
3.State of two seasons winter and fall
4. Home of the twin cities which are both completly lame
5. State of 10,000 nasty lakes that only a fool would enjoy going in
6. Two races, white people and east african muslims
7. People who claim they dont talk like fargo
8. The mall of america which i would be happy if a terrorist destroyed
9. People who turn on their ac when its 60 degrees
10. The Vikings who suck balls and wear a gay purple, the twins who play on their football field in the worst stadium in the mlb, and the timberwolves who after losing kevin garnet will not be relevent for the next 10 years
take a trip to the twin cities and try to have fun.... I DARE YOU.
Talk to someone from minnesota and hear their stupid canadian accent they claim they dont have.
Talk to someone from minnesota and hear their stupid canadian accent they claim they dont have.
by AlexAitch October 29, 2007
1. One of the 51 one state of the USA. Abreviated MN.
2. "MN" is often used in a text message to mean "My Nigger" 3. Politically correct way of of refering to a fiend as "My Nigger"
2. "MN" is often used in a text message to mean "My Nigger" 3. Politically correct way of of refering to a fiend as "My Nigger"
by KWJOHNSON February 20, 2009
A place that used to actually get cold and snowy 15 years ago. A place that lives off of memories of its hardy past but now shares much of its culture with the other square states. Walk into any shields sporting goods store today and it is a small arms stockpile. Not good... glad to have lived there during the golden years. Young men pretending to be the main charicter on thier war video game. Young redneck women with camo hats and fake boobs. Glad you all hate Califonia... Never come here!
by F U ALL September 23, 2013
by mlen December 8, 2003
1) Land of 10,000 Lakes and 475,947,540,594,750 Mosquitos.
2) We do NOT sound like the poeple in Fargo. In fact, we Minnesotans laugh at your stupidity for thinking so. I'm beginning to wonder if ANY of you have ever talked to a REAL Minnesotan. But, we do have a slight accent. And there's nothing wrong with that.
3) We're not conservative hicks. Some are conservative, some are liberal and some just don't really care.
4) We have Mall Of America, baby! It's huge and they're going to extend it further. It's really great there, check it out!
Interesting little facts:
- If a shopper spent 10 minutes browsing at every store, it would take them more than 86 hours to complete their visit to Mall of America.
- Seven Yankee Stadiums can fit inside Mall of America.
5) Ahem, we have FOUR seasons. If you've been to Minnesota, for a FULL year- then you would know this. If not, don't even open your stupid a** mouth. And our Summer ranges from 70-115 degrees, dumb a**es!
6) People in Minnesota say pop, not coke or soda. Get the f*** over it! Soda is acceptable. Coke is just retarded, Coke is a KIND of pop/soda. "Yeah, I'd like a Coke" *Person brings Coca-Cola* "WTF IS THIS?!!?!?! I DIDN'T MEAN A COKE COKE, I MEANT A MOUNTAIN DEW COKE". Pshh, yeahhh.
7) People in Minnesota do NOT brag about us being the best state, because we usually don't think that. We'd only think it if we traveled to EVERY state and felt Minnesota was better for us. *Cough* People boasting about their state being #1 is pathetic, I'm PRETTY SURE 99% of them haven't been to EVERY state the U.S.A offers.
8) The Minnesota Long Goodbye. I hate it, but it's true. A Minnesotan will take anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour or so just to say goodbye. If you come to Minnesota, be prepared for it.
9) We have severe road rage, but we do not drive like the idiots in Texas. :)
10) Fresh air, trees, beautiful scenery = Minnesota.
11) Everyone in the bigger states think they are THE BEST. Well, sure. You have the highest crime rates. Congrats! You're kid isn't safe at the park, in school or any other public place for that matter. Atleast in Minnesota, we can walk around and NOT get shot at. :) I love living with no fear.
12) Overall, Minnesota is an upbeat state. It isn't given enough credit, because everyone choses to hate on it. I personally think it's Wisconsin and Iowa giving us a bad name.
2) We do NOT sound like the poeple in Fargo. In fact, we Minnesotans laugh at your stupidity for thinking so. I'm beginning to wonder if ANY of you have ever talked to a REAL Minnesotan. But, we do have a slight accent. And there's nothing wrong with that.
3) We're not conservative hicks. Some are conservative, some are liberal and some just don't really care.
4) We have Mall Of America, baby! It's huge and they're going to extend it further. It's really great there, check it out!
Interesting little facts:
- If a shopper spent 10 minutes browsing at every store, it would take them more than 86 hours to complete their visit to Mall of America.
- Seven Yankee Stadiums can fit inside Mall of America.
5) Ahem, we have FOUR seasons. If you've been to Minnesota, for a FULL year- then you would know this. If not, don't even open your stupid a** mouth. And our Summer ranges from 70-115 degrees, dumb a**es!
6) People in Minnesota say pop, not coke or soda. Get the f*** over it! Soda is acceptable. Coke is just retarded, Coke is a KIND of pop/soda. "Yeah, I'd like a Coke" *Person brings Coca-Cola* "WTF IS THIS?!!?!?! I DIDN'T MEAN A COKE COKE, I MEANT A MOUNTAIN DEW COKE". Pshh, yeahhh.
7) People in Minnesota do NOT brag about us being the best state, because we usually don't think that. We'd only think it if we traveled to EVERY state and felt Minnesota was better for us. *Cough* People boasting about their state being #1 is pathetic, I'm PRETTY SURE 99% of them haven't been to EVERY state the U.S.A offers.
8) The Minnesota Long Goodbye. I hate it, but it's true. A Minnesotan will take anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour or so just to say goodbye. If you come to Minnesota, be prepared for it.
9) We have severe road rage, but we do not drive like the idiots in Texas. :)
10) Fresh air, trees, beautiful scenery = Minnesota.
11) Everyone in the bigger states think they are THE BEST. Well, sure. You have the highest crime rates. Congrats! You're kid isn't safe at the park, in school or any other public place for that matter. Atleast in Minnesota, we can walk around and NOT get shot at. :) I love living with no fear.
12) Overall, Minnesota is an upbeat state. It isn't given enough credit, because everyone choses to hate on it. I personally think it's Wisconsin and Iowa giving us a bad name.
Minnesota is a cool state, if people just give it a f***ing chance and stop being so egotistical about their state.
by YEAH, WHATEVER. April 2, 2007