The only retailer in America that allows people (primarily Hispanic males) to enter the premises wearing only a wifebeater shirt on the outside.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 27, 2007
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The largest retail store in the world. A company that offers incredibly low prices by paying poor wages to its over worked employees. Walmart will work you to the bone and then order another over worked zombie to sweep you up so customers don't have to step on you.
Harry, I just lost all dignity and sebae of self value. I think I'll apply for WalMart!
by akwon407 February 19, 2015
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A place that if you work there your a puppet on a string nothing else
Hey you you work here right oh yea pos walmart
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An evil company that is trying to take over the world by building stores where people don't want them. They also run smaller stores out of town and bring crime and traffic everywhere they build.

Additionally, eventhough they are one of the richest companies in the world, they treat their employees like crap and don't offer them adequate benefits. To save more money they hire illegal immigrants.
"It used to take me 10 minutes to get home. Now that Walmart is there, it takes me 3 times as long."

"Our town used to be a quiet nice area to live until that Wal-mart was built here."

"In our town Hall meeting, everyone said that they didn't want Wal-mart in our town, but they built it anyway."
by CJE September 2, 2007
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A big ass store built in most neighborhoods and in many countries
Many black people supposedly shop here because of their "low prices" which are most of the time non-existent.
Walmart's seem to be the place where all the weirdest shit happens for example :

People walking around butt naked,

People taking shits in the middle of aisles

Ratchet hoes walking around with leggings the same color as their skin etc etc

Basically Walmart is as popular as McDonalds or Popeyes for black people (fuck KFC)
Walmarts have everything, from pillows, to bootleg Tv's, to cheddar cheese.
Most Walmarts are open 24 hours so you can go in at 3am to go get your Vaseline
They also have a nail salon that only poor ratchet black women go to (and probably DJ Khaled since he loves to get his nails done) Just some advice, when going to a Walmart be prepared to see some scary shit
Felicia: Hey girl where'd you get your nails did?

Shaquanda: Girl yous already know I only go to Walmart
by Watermelonisha August 27, 2016
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The only mega-corporation that can turn surburban America into a haven for whitetrash. The people who shop there are digusting (especially in the desert southwest)and the employees are disgusting. Many of them need to shower, dont speak English, aren't helpful, aren't customer-service friendly, dont have professional skills, don't have people skills and lack an education. Many of its employees are either ex-cons who are just waiting to steal your identity, black men with dreadlocks who wear pants that are ten sizes to big that are worn below their ass as if they were falling down or illegal immigrants who cant speak a damb word of English who are rude and dont give a crap about your customer-service needs. Hell, ALL of their janitors are here illegaly anyway. You go into a department asking where a product is and their piece-of-crap employees say, "I don't know, sir" and walk away with out the 2-seconds of care in the world to find out. I shouldn't be too surpised because the employees are treating the customer the exact same way they are treated by the company. I admit that I am anti-Walmart.
Walmart is a piece-of-crap company with piece-of-crap workers and a piece-of-crap, anit-American philosophy that gives Capitalism a bad name. This company needs to be investigated by the Justice Deaprtment, the Department of Labor and the Federal Trade Commission and its CEO thrown in jail. I DESPISE everything about Walmart and hope they go out of business one of these days.

ME: "Excuse me, sir but do you carry the Panteen brand of shampoo? I am finding everything else but that."

EMPLOYEE: "I don't know, sir."

ME: "Can you find out?"

EMPLOYEE: "It's not my department."

ME: "Nevermind, jerkoff. I want to see your supervisor."

EMPLOYEE: "Whatever, homie. Piece"
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 10, 2007
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Its what i call having sex because it is often the excuse i use to get out of the house to go have sex.
Calls up girl and ask if she wants to go to "WALMART"
by GrizzleTrizzle July 9, 2005
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