Cocking Stage

When you're not dating yet but you've already given them the cock that's the cocking stage.

"are you seeing that guy?"
"Not seriously. We're in the cocking stage."

by anonymous February 1, 2024

Stage Sick

Stage sick is when you are a performer and haven't been on the stage for awhile! You feel sad and want to be back to the stage!

Person : I'm so Stage sick I'm glad I have an audition coming up!

by Love_act January 5, 2017

ALIEN STAGE

A depressing YouTube series by VIVINOS about 6 people that are in a world where aliens rule. The humans are basically pets to the aliens. Aliens invented a game, known as alien stage, in which two humans compete against each other in a singing battle. Whoever loses gets shot and killed, while the winning human goes on to the next round.

Watch ALIEN STAGE at your own risk. Don't get attached to the characters. Do NOT get attached to any characters. It will only lead to a feeling of rue, misery, and sorrow.

"Have you watched ALIEN STAGE?"
"No, I haven't, but what's it about?"

by kanacure May 7, 2025

the six stages of boredom

1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off

I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.

by IHateCucksAndSoShouldYou May 19, 2024

Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.

Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer

by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024

daddy stage

The point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. Belly gets bigger, arms get floppy.

That Daddy stage got the best of Chris, I don't even recognize him anymore with that beer belly.

by Cvera July 14, 2017

The D+L Stage

A state in which ones relationship with another can grow and they can become closer, usually physically closer. This may eventually lead up to them dating in the future.

Man, those two have already moved into the D+L Stage.

by Deleted_Usr September 13, 2022