Tweet

A small furry bird, called a sparrow, who tweets. Not a moron on the internet, or you're girlfriend.

Only sparrows tweet.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Tweet

A tweet is someone who Likes telling people things who they should know

Snitch

That nigga coop a tweet he got his whole gang caught up

by Snitchk August 19, 2019

Tweet

1) n.

Any post on the popular social media network Twitter. Said to contain showerthoughts, fancams, inspirational quotes, comedy gems, people's emotions, and all else.
2) v.
To send such a post on Twitter.

Dude, why did you tweet this? This is offensive af

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020

Etc. Tweets

When you yell something you would not say on twitter but want to say anyway in a large group of friends.
Generally it is vulgar stupid or funny.

Dave:I just took a shit!
Mike: i am sick of your stupid Etc. Tweets just shutup!

by definitleymaybe November 10, 2011

Dolores Corn Tweet

This phrase is to be used in response whenever a fandom for a specific piece of media is running out of things to say and they end up pointing out even the most minor of details that don't matter.

Fan: "Oh my god, I never noticed this character was taking 14 steps in this scene."
Everyone: "Dolores corn tweet."

by Kenepin July 18, 2022

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch March 23, 2016

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018