2 definitions by definitleymaybe

The kind of woman who only cares about herself and tries to punish other people when she is excluded from an event because no one wants her around. She is constanly yapping about how great she is and complaining about actual cool people.
Jack:Dude, i heard you dumped Stacy how come?
Michael:Because i found out she is a total uppity bitch.
by definitleymaybe November 10, 2011
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When you yell something you would not say on twitter but want to say anyway in a large group of friends.
Generally it is vulgar stupid or funny.
Dave:I just took a shit!
Mike: i am sick of your stupid Etc. Tweets just shutup!
by definitleymaybe November 10, 2011
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