Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."
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you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.
its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled
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when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way
Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.
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When two or more dudes soak in a hot tub naked.
Scott forgot his swim trunks so we had a brat boil instead.
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Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.
I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.
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To express your anger.
To boil piss.
This is spelt specifically with a dash in the middle to represent a penis.
That really boils my piss.

or
I really feel like going for a piss-boil today.
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