pound your gavel

slang for masturbation, mainly for a judge. see also beat your jesus, and fluff the garfeild

the court rules we take a break, so i can pound my gavel with a little privacy

by T-Dog! March 31, 2003

Gavel

A synonym for masturbating

Steve: hey bro, wanna hang out
Barry bee benson: I'm tired of your shit Steve, I'm in the middle of gaveling right now

by Fucking hilarious February 28, 2017

Gavel

A gay novel

Gah-vuhl

"Hey do you wanna hear about this gavel I've been reading."

by tesguerra November 07, 2020

silver gavel

When a Model UN delegate performs a sexual favor to another Model UN delegate to gain support in the committee room. Similar to a golden gavel, which is when a delegate performs a sexual favor on the chair to gain an advantage in the room.

“Bro why is Albania voting for everything that Mexico proposes all of a sudden”
“I don’t know dude, must be a silver gavel”

by takeaguess3000 May 27, 2023

gavelant

To journey around a wide area serving as a traveling magistrate just for da fun of it.

After retiring from a 40-year career on da probate-court bench, da Honorable Judge Smith spent his retirement years gavelanting about da state to provide a few days' worth of arbitration at different communities dat needed his services.

by QuacksO February 01, 2023

Gavelize

What moose does to the newbs who think its cool to be multis

Moose gavelize's the mutli wh0re

by Quant May 06, 2004

URBAN DICTIONARY GAVEL

It is when the use of URBAN DICTIONARY makes it to higher courts including the SUPREME COURT.

Congratulations AARON as the URBAN DICTIONARY GAVEL has been called into full assignment.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 09, 2021