smudge

The involuntary soiling of one's underwear following a a brief bout of flatulence, paritcuarly after a heavy weekend of booze, drugs and sex.

Phil knew he would have to go home and change after he smudged on the way to work.

by Horace Anthony July 25, 2003

smudge

Someone who likes to get up close and personal. physically

That dude is a smudge.

by soulmate June 30, 2004

smudge

what I did to my girlfriend last night.

I smudged her all over, she loved it.

by brownsound September 22, 2004

Smudged

To get masterbated by a ghost or spirit, especially in a new or haunted house.

Before we burn some sage to clear out the spirits, let's spend a night here first, I'd love to get smudged by a ghost, they have really soft hands.

by seattle-brcac May 19, 2018

smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.

Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!

by SQUEEZYOFACE March 19, 2008

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 16, 2006