baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

by Etch July 15, 2006

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

connet

(from Malbo) Fr. pseudo-derivitive of connection. Pronounced "cah-NAY". A person who supplies and/or sells illicit or controlled substances or black market merchandise.

After I hook up with the connet, we can get the party started.

by Etch July 15, 2006

spicnic

A Puertorican picnic. Usually such cultural festivals are held in So. Cal. every summer. The spicnic serves as just another excuse for Spics to get drunk in a park and shake their booties to that mindless jungle shit (when brain cells deteriorate at a rapid pace).

"I'd seen some great J-Lo-type booty at the spicnic yesterday, but I ended up with a no-assed white bitch."

by Etch September 11, 2006

doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.

"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."

by Etch September 08, 2006

3 coil steamer

Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.

I feel 20 pounds lighter, now that I've Bundy'd your crapper with a 3 coil steamer.

by Etch July 19, 2006

scenester

Any (usually cover-charge/drink paying) customer who supports the bands that compose the scene. A vital component to any scene!

Without the scenesters there would be no scene!

by Etch July 16, 2006