Nautical mileing 

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.

Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?

Nautical mileing by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023

Nautical Star Tattoo 

People who have nautical star tattoos have said it is: a symbol to follow your dreams, a remembrance star, something to let everyone know that you rely on the stars to guide you in the specific path you choose, or representing love.

"Have you seen Kayla's Nautical Star Tattoo?"
"Ya its fucking sexy, I heard she got it because of me."

Nautical Star Tattoo by Scarredforlife October 8, 2013

Nautical Nick 

Cute scene boy, I go to his myspace almost everyday. He has his septum and lip pierced and he has 3/4 gauges. He owns Minneapolis and all the minions in it, he is the king.

I saw Nautical Nick at that show, I was to scared to talk to him, but at least I saw him there.

Nautical Nick by Michelle Whacktackular February 2, 2009

Nautical Ass Mother Fucker 

A person who works on ships for a living and loses contact with everyone on land. He or She also enjoys and milks the benefits of a life at sea

Man Andrew is one Nautical Ass Mother Fucker

Nautical Ass Mother Fucker by RBGeezy November 3, 2010

Nautical kit 

Nautical kit, is a kit made up off random objects. These objects consist of A paper bag, rubber band and pencil. The purpose of this is to fool all the newbies in the Navy. Who are first time on a ship. Usually a senor member of the crew will ask a new man to go find him a "Nautical kit".

Petty Officer go find me a Nautical kit, and make it snappy.

Nautical kit by AGuni GooGoo May 26, 2017

Nautical Dyslexia 

While coxing a rowing crew, you mix up your nautical terminology so the crew has no idea what you are talking about.

Since it was Brian's first time coxwaining, it became clear that if we just did the opposite of what he said the boat ran fine. He was experiencing Nautical Dyslexia.

Nautical Dyslexia by Crashhopper July 26, 2017

Nautical cowboy 

Sex on a jet ski in cowgirl position while on the ocean

After I rolled her from her starboard side, she rode me in the nautical cowboy till the seals came home

Nautical cowboy by Nickrad158 July 27, 2018