London Nautical School

The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.

Look at that homeless guy, probably went to London Nautical school

by Mr Bull September 24, 2017

nautical mile club

Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club

With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.

by sailor17 January 04, 2007

Nautical Metric Fuckton

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

by Voideater October 05, 2011

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

Nautical Star Tattoo

People who have nautical star tattoos have said it is: a symbol to follow your dreams, a remembrance star, something to let everyone know that you rely on the stars to guide you in the specific path you choose, or representing love.

"Have you seen Kayla's Nautical Star Tattoo?"
"Ya its fucking sexy, I heard she got it because of me."

by Scarredforlife October 08, 2013

pettys nautical grading system

a special network set up for special sam that helps him with his stupid study also he gets nautical zeros (-115) on test that he fails and didnt study for

so sam got a nautical zero on his algerbra stupid study test

by PNGS October 21, 2004

Nautical compass tattoo

A form of telling others he or she is attracted to the same gender.

Hey look that dude has a nautical compass tattoo he must be gay.

by Nardwik November 19, 2023