Porn

The greatest thing ever

White fat ugly emo chick riding elmo homemade porn.

by Someassholetookmyname February 03, 2019

Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.

Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.

by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022

Blendr Porn

sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities

Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!

by lughat December 25, 2024

Pooping porn

When you just want to eat shit

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit

by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023

SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN

The most brain-numbing thing in existence

Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers

by hitpobopto July 11, 2024

Porn

Something you should watch ten times a day.

Jd just watched porn for the 10th time today.

by Jdoster7 March 11, 2021

Porned

porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies

Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned

by #Timtation March 16, 2018