by Maty_the_hunn January 3, 2016
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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate while watching Pornographic Content and should try it's best to not see porn at all but is still allowed to ejaculate normally for the whole month of November.
Dum Dude: Yo, you doin' No Nut November?
Smart Guy: Nah, that's hella unhealthy both mentally and physically. I'm doing No Porn November, wich is actually mentally healthy for you.
Smart Guy: Nah, that's hella unhealthy both mentally and physically. I'm doing No Porn November, wich is actually mentally healthy for you.
by 0SM1 December 3, 2020
Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.
Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?
I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.
I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.
by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022
a "warts and all" aesthetic wherein flaws are consciously embraced rather than selectively eliminated - in contrast to glam glossy Kardashian-esque perfection. can apply not just to women, but also to art, advertising, music etc. Shared ethos with audio vérité.
This girl just posted a picture of herself on instagram in lighting that draws attention to her cellulite . Real flaw porn pioneer right here.
This song is like flaw porn to my ears! I love how they just left the plosives and voice cracks in. Fuck perfection.
This song is like flaw porn to my ears! I love how they just left the plosives and voice cracks in. Fuck perfection.
by truetreat February 16, 2023
That orgasmic feeling you get after squeezing a monsterous spot n it either curls down your finger or explodes on the mirror. Spot porn is more common that people care to admit!
Spot porn really turned her on. She dribbled a little sex wee as it exploded on the mirror . She just had to give it another squeeze just to make sure, whilst proudly leaving it there to show others her spot porn for final gratification..
Also results in happy stimming!!
Also results in happy stimming!!
by Jinx'83 May 5, 2021