Blue Vein Melody

Male masturbation :

To have a Wank - a Toss - to Jerk Off - Do the Five Knuckle Shuffle - Bashing the Bishop, etc.

To round off the evening, my woman played the Blue Vein Melody on my old chap!

by Boocher October 22, 2010

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 16, 2017

Poison Veins

a disease for when it kinda feels like your veins are made out of poison

Did you hear that Meaghan had poison veins?

by Meban0_0 May 5, 2022

Vein on a train

Someone on a train who gives you a vein, because something they are doing is annoying you, perhaps even their face!

"That person over there is the ultimate vein on a train."

"I wish that person would turn their music off, they're becoming a vein on a train."

"Why does she feel the need to constantly purse her lips, she is a massive vein on a train."

by Leonard Bott III May 17, 2008

Vein day

The day all men shy or proud flex all their veins on social media.

“OMG he’s SO hot I want him to choke me, look at his arms...vein day gets me wet wet.”

by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020

we are like the blood in our veins

“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency”

-said by the one and only kuroo😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency”

“Yes daddy 💞💞💞💞”

by Kenmassidehoe July 8, 2021

Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023