Storking

Having sex purely for procreation

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.

by lylu May 25, 2015

Stork

Can replace any adjectives or verb.

"That was a storkin' party last night!"
"Yeah, I got storked last night by six girls!"

by Heidi and Jacob December 14, 2008

the stork

a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from

Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork

Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!

by bojzzle April 17, 2006

Storked

1. Verb.

When a couple has an unwanted pregnancy occur.

To be storked, to get storked.

"Oh did you hear about John and Mandy? They got storked."

by divadwilson October 28, 2008

Storking

A combination of stunning and fucking awful. Usually used to refer to something aesthetic/an object.

That bikini is absolutely storking.

by Barbara_Bangkok May 13, 2022

Stork

v. To impregnate a hot bitch.

Damn that girl is hot, someone should stork that bitch.

I storked that fly honey.

by Mitch Side & Doug E. September 07, 2010

Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.

I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.

by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019