the stork

a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from

Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork

Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!

by bojzzle April 17, 2006

iga

pronounced ee-gah

what chinese people say when they're on the verge of busting a nut/ovary. Chinese version of the phrase "omg im coming!!

(chinese people fucking)

chick: ahh ahhh ayyyyy ahhh kwaa kwaaaa!

dude: ahh ahh iga! IGA! IGA IGA IGA!! (busts on her face)

by bojzzle September 29, 2007

bakery slut

a slut commonly found in a bakery. Kind of like a hooters girl, except you can find hickeys on her neck every monday after a long weekend of fucking. She will often have a lot of kids, while being at a young age herself, and her main job is to flirt with every customer that comes in. Sometimes she will make date plans with the customers, and flake out on them at the same time.

Why the fuck is Alex buying that bakery slut some flowers? That bitch doesn't even like him!! Plus, she's 22, has 3 kids, all from different fathers, and wtf is up with those hickeys on her neck every monday?

by bojzzle October 25, 2006

7-11

a dice game originally known as craps. Comes from the fact that a 7 or 11 wins on the first roll

I was playing some 7-11 and lost all my muthafuckin money, man. Now howm I gonna pay my babys child support?

by bojzzle October 09, 2004

happy meal

Chicken and beer, simple as that

Fry me up a happy meal, bitch!

by bojzzle July 03, 2005

Andy Johnson

a dick

so you take the banana and slip it over your andy johnson

by bojzzle March 06, 2010

prollum bitch

basically, if a girl has one or more of the following problems:
*if she got kids wit no daddy
*if she got crabs all up in her panties (or any other STD)
*if she full of drama and she never happy
*if she been golddiggin
*if she jealous cuz you LOOK AT other women
*if she hovers up in yo business (like where you at, what you doin, who the fuck is she?)

...then she aint nothin but a prollum bitch

note: also spelled "problem bitch"

Fuckin Christa put a hole in that condom and got pregnant. I'm serious I checked it and it was a round lil pinhole in the tip! She even said she did it so she could keep me! thats a fuckin prollum bitch mayne!

by bojzzle September 27, 2007