Definitions by bojzzle

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

bay bay say 

The BBC network in the UK. But it's how stupid English people say it.

uy wutched a show un bay bay say the othah day...and it was about a complate bahstud.

bay bay say by bojzzle March 27, 2020

barfhead 

a dyke. A gross looking dyke with very short hair and a little bit of facial hair

Janice is a barfhead. She says that her beard tickles jineys. ughghghhghghghgh!

barfhead by bojzzle October 19, 2013

Red Pee 

What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.

Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."

Red Pee by bojzzle March 25, 2013

Who's the father 

A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship

A typical transcript of "Who's the father"

TV: Let's meet Johnny!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*

Who's the father by bojzzle February 18, 2011

Bland noodles 

Sandritas favorite food

Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner

Ryan: Yea ya do!

Bland noodles by bojzzle July 8, 2010

Oh, she's just tired 

A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.

Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!

Oh, she's just tired by bojzzle July 5, 2010