bojzzle's definitions

cho'in

Runnin around committing mass homicide, where you shoot a bunch of muhfuckas.

mayne I went Cho'in last night and popped 13 punk ass bloods!

by bojzzle May 28, 2007

Latina bitch attitude

an attitude that is often used by black girls, but is more often being used by mexican girls who think they're hard, and think they're black. They will often use that one gesture of one finger moving opposite direction of head to the side, and back and forth, whatever you call that one, and even use the n word in some instances. Example below:

Wat u tawkin shit about mah boi frend fo??!! Listen muhfukka, mah boifrend gon' kick yo ass, so you betta watch yo ass nikka! I aint feelin that shit, cuz imma woop yo ass too!

and another example...

dude: yea im a raiders fan, but im also a los angeles lakers fan

Latina bitch: nikka you either a raiders fan o u arent! mkay wat u doin wearin that los angeles buu shit!

..Latina Bitch attitude

by bojzzle January 9, 2006

Oh, she's just tired

A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.

Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!

by bojzzle July 5, 2010

blonde

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

by bojzzle September 18, 2004

century clubbing

where you go to a club and drink 100 shots in 100 minutes. You cant puke and cant go to the bathroom or nothin during that time.

97... cmon Joe you can do it...(gulp) 98..... cmon cmon cmon!! ... (gulp)....99 go go go go go go.... BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*splatter noise*

CLEANUP ON AISLE 6!

by bojzzle October 8, 2004

Go Own HD

To physically attack ones parental units when they try to discipline them.

Own HD's mom: Im taking away your playstation for the bike helmet tickets you got, Josh!

Own HD: NO MOM!!! (starts punching her in the head)

^this is what we call to "GO Own HD" on someone

by bojzzle July 12, 2007

Carolina Faceplant

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.

I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!

by bojzzle June 12, 2010