bojzzle's definitions

crank name

a false name meant to be funny

for example:
Ben Dover
Howie felterpuss
Pat McGroin
stu pid
jack koff
etc.

by bojzzle October 13, 2004

pull heat

when some fool says that yo dick is too small/ smaller than theirs you say "pull heat" and you show eachother your dicks to prove to eachother how big they really are.

1st dude: "man, you know yo dick is only two inches, dont lie"
2nd dude: "Pull heat then muthafucker"
1st dude: "fine"
(zipper sound)

by bojzzle October 2, 2004

hoemunism

a society where every dude gets the same amount of pussy from the same bitches. tends to become common in cheap strip clubs. The nerds and ugly guys support it, while the pimps, players, and jocks dont.

How can I be a player if there's hoemunism in this strip club. you gotta fight for yo bitches, not buy them!!!!

by bojzzle September 18, 2004

noise

Very loud talking esp. by black people. When they all tend to talk very loudly, and all interrupt eachother. The topic is always a variety of rumors and bullshit, things that are true, facts about hos, and insults, mostly by using the n word.

"talking noise, with all of my homeboys, finna go back to school.)- Afroman (Back to school)

by bojzzle November 30, 2004

Oh, she's just tired

A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.

Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!

by bojzzle July 5, 2010

poppyseed

what yo daddy saw you doing

"Well poppyseed you on his tractor and you wasnt sposed to be on dat tractor."

(Hey! What the hell y'all doin out there!)

Oh no POPPYSEED US!!!

by bojzzle October 14, 2004

the get low

San Francisco. Derived from its low elevation and drive by shootings

you know you gotta get low in the get low or youll get shot up

by bojzzle October 2, 2004