bakery slut

a slut commonly found in a bakery. Kind of like a hooters girl, except you can find hickeys on her neck every monday after a long weekend of fucking. She will often have a lot of kids, while being at a young age herself, and her main job is to flirt with every customer that comes in. Sometimes she will make date plans with the customers, and flake out on them at the same time.

Why the fuck is Alex buying that bakery slut some flowers? That bitch doesn't even like him!! Plus, she's 22, has 3 kids, all from different fathers, and wtf is up with those hickeys on her neck every monday?

by bojzzle October 25, 2006

California Orange

Type of weed that has spots of orange in it. Sometimes will make you horny.

DAAAAAYYUUM. That california orange is some good shit man. Wheres that bakery slut so I can get a nut off?

by bojzzle April 09, 2006

rubber ducky

something that Ernie from Sesame Street likes to shove up his ass in the bathtub

Bert! I can't take a shit because my rubber ducky is stuck in my ass!

by bojzzle June 25, 2004

7-11

a dice game originally known as craps. Comes from the fact that a 7 or 11 wins on the first roll

I was playing some 7-11 and lost all my muthafuckin money, man. Now howm I gonna pay my babys child support?

by bojzzle October 10, 2004

Latina bitch attitude

an attitude that is often used by black girls, but is more often being used by mexican girls who think they're hard, and think they're black. They will often use that one gesture of one finger moving opposite direction of head to the side, and back and forth, whatever you call that one, and even use the n word in some instances. Example below:

Wat u tawkin shit about mah boi frend fo??!! Listen muhfukka, mah boifrend gon' kick yo ass, so you betta watch yo ass nikka! I aint feelin that shit, cuz imma woop yo ass too!

and another example...

dude: yea im a raiders fan, but im also a los angeles lakers fan

Latina bitch: nikka you either a raiders fan o u arent! mkay wat u doin wearin that los angeles buu shit!

..Latina Bitch attitude

by bojzzle January 01, 2006

magic pussy

a pussy that if you stick your dick into it, you'll never get desperate again. You'll be the most confident motherfucker on the face of the earth, and will start to accept girls for who they are, rather than what they got. Very few girls have it. Not all celebrity women have it, even some girls who aren't celebrities, but just very hot bitches have it. approximately 1/1000 jocks have gotten it, and some male celebrities.

I hit the magic pussy and bust both nuts permanently. What a mess, but it felt good tho.

by bojzzle September 02, 2004

poppyseed

what yo daddy saw you doing

"Well poppyseed you on his tractor and you wasnt sposed to be on dat tractor."

(Hey! What the hell y'all doin out there!)

Oh no POPPYSEED US!!!

by bojzzle October 15, 2004