Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me
by 064m4 February 27, 2020
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012
by Michael April 23, 2005
When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick
Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!
by Brian Cros Himself April 28, 2007
by Rusty Shacleford June 14, 2010
Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.
by Johnny132435 January 29, 2011
by The Midget December 21, 2004