Michael's definitions

bd

The abbreviation "bd" comes from the Age of Empires II Clan Highly Evolved. The word refers to a "ball dropper".

OMFG. BD.

Argh, you bd so hard.

Confucious say, "Those who bd, also enjoy gay sex."

stfu. bd.

by Michael January 21, 2005

Poopdiculitus

The result of anal sex (giving, not receiving).

I have a severe case of poopdiculitus after having fucked James in the ass.

by Michael February 14, 2005

draun

Crazy; fucked up, out of this world. Born in the streets of philly.

this guy is draun.

They is draun, cuz

by Michael December 8, 2004

ashwishta shwong

Slurred variation on the rap phase "acheetta chong"

rapper: Uda bock shint and acheetta chong...

big-tongued rapper: nwewewewe and ashwishta shwong...

by Michael April 12, 2004

green apples squrits

very very bad shits.

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.

No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.

by Michael February 13, 2005

poop shuggit

a small Chunk of human feces

originally used by 10 year old lithuanian-americans.

Jim was being a poop shuggit so we curb stomped his ass.

by Michael April 9, 2005