Michael's definitions

hobo stove

A hobo stove is a style of improvised heat-producing and cooking device frequently used by hobos, tramps, bums, the homeless, and backpackers. It is constructed out of a discarded can or tin of any size by removing the top of the can, punching a number of holes near the upper edge, and punching corresponding holes in the opposite base. Fuel is placed in the can an ignited. Convection draws air in through the bottom holes and expels smoke from the top holes. Improved heating is encouraged by placing the bottom holes facing the wind. Food preparation is often performed on the top of the stove on a cooking surface that also acts as a lid, however many variations exist where cooking is performed on the inverted base of the can.

The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.

At the hobo meeting grounds, hobo stoves were spread out as far as the eye could see.

by Michael June 14, 2006

V Zone

A woman's vagina and the area around it.

Man A: What's your favourite part on a woman?
Man B: Her V zone.

by michael June 17, 2006

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

vagilla

Vanilla flavored vag juice

I could really go for a fresh cup of vagilla right about now.

by Michael October 16, 2005

Speedboat

The sound one makes by placing his or her face in cleavage and shaking their face back and forth while exhaling creating a "brrrrrrp rrrrp rrrrp rrrrp" sound.

The hummer she gave me was so good, I gave her a speedboat as my way of saying thanks.

by Michael October 21, 2005

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005

family guy

A once cancelled t.v. show that has just been re-aired on Fox. Family Guy is a comedy revolving the Griffins family. Peter is the main character who acts dumb, Lois is the mother/wife of the house who often tries to reason sitituations, Brian is the talking dog who acts like an adult, Chris is the fat son who acts just as dumb as his father, Meg is the daughter who is self conscious about herself, and Stewie is the smart talking baby who hates his mother and plans to conquer the world.

Lois: Did you paste your picture over our wedding portrait?
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over mine.
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.

by michael July 20, 2008