Christian

My name

Girl: whats your name
Me: Christian

by Mynameschchristian December 12, 2020

Christian

Christian is an interesting boy. He may not care as much about learning, but he does care about other things. Christian is usually a runner, both long and short distance. They like to try out new things and make friends with random people. Christian likes making long and complicated handshakes; it’s one of his specialties. Lastly, Christian has a good sense of humor, he doesn’t take things too personally.

Thing 1: that kid refuse to come to study session! He demands on going to cross country practice.

Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.

by heirofwords September 6, 2019

Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann

A cutie patootie kattegrilling

Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?

by GalaxyAnusObliterator February 17, 2024

CHRISTIAN

somebody who believes in God, the son, and the holy spirt. And the bible

my friend is a Christian which means he follows christ .

by mm1skiii April 8, 2024

christian

CHEATER

that christian is a lousy, ass eating, cheater

by bitchasswhore6969 June 2, 2020

Angsty Christian

A “Christian” fasher who gets angsty for no reason.

Your really being a ANGSTY CHRISTIAN right now

by Youhasbeenyeeted April 13, 2019

christian

Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.

guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy

by dale_smells July 14, 2024