A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
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Get the Christian mug.Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot
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Christian is the most toxic boy ever he will play you and break your heart and tell everyone your secrets he cant be trusted at all
don’t be such a christian
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