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Christian

The hottest guy you will ever meet his abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor and
looks. Christian is always there for a friend no matter what but he is also there to make about person laugh. His hair will always be on point and so will his looks and abs. Any girl is lucky just to have him look in her direction if he's yours you better keep
him because in bed (or anywhere) he will rock your world
Girl 1: (staring at Christian)

Girl 2: stop blushing.
by Dyoxxtoxph November 20, 2021
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The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Appealing to Christianity

This is what I mean about liberal being morons.
Hym "Stop appealing to Christianity. That isn't how the religion works. Jesus doesn't love trans. Like, no they aren't actually doing the religion but not doing the religion is part of the religion. 'God is on our side!' 'No ours!' I'll give you a hint: It's neither. You're just interpreting the word in a way mirrors your own desires. Is SO STUPID. It's just stupid."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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christian dean

a nasty hoe thats gay and needs attention (period)
"hey have you seen christian dean? hes so fuggin gay broo!"
by shrekstiddiemilkk September 29, 2020
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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christian

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christian got hungry and goes to chick-fil-a
by iam_huncho2x November 20, 2023
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