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Christian Hale

An obese cunt that eats male ass on a daily it is disgusting
You’re such a fucking Christian hale bruh
by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020
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Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.
Christian B is always trying to impress girls.
by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020
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Christian

He was a the sexiest guy in ur school. He has flawless hair. And very sweet funny and kind and caring. He is the best boyfriend a girl can have
Christian is just sexy and kind
by Grahieks May 11, 2018
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Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.
"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."
by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023
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christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022
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Christian

christian is just that nigga
by theonetruechris November 23, 2021
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Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian
by Swim bois May 30, 2018
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