Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat
“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”
by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 14, 2022
1. When you realise that feeling for somebody might just not be platonic.
2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
by Ioskys April 18, 2023
A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 7, 2017
Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.
by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021
Very unique person with many taltens. Confidence is his first name. Greek old name. Born to be a star but Stil a lovely person and very funny. Don’t mess with him. If you are nice to him he will be nice to you.
by Adamcain9925 August 15, 2018
by l0lasto3s January 26, 2023
An ultra sexy renaissance man, who gets hot at 20years & he loves party's. Platon is a person who everyone knows, he has tooooo much friends. He can sing and dance.
by LourdesUSA227 January 20, 2017