periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).

I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

full flavor profile

When your partner is so proficient at performing fellatio and has a long enough tongue to lick our anus, taint, and scrotum at the same time.

I've heard that Beth's tongue is so long she can have the full flavor profile.

by The Crafty Otter August 14, 2017

Nacial Profiling

Name instead of Race in “racial profiling”

Hey you can’t judge the other Nathan’s you don’t know. Don’t judge a book by its cover. That’s nacial profiling

by Ayylmao0719 August 28, 2018

iceberg profile pic

When all her profile pictures are taken from up and to the right. Pictures are all taken from shoulders up.

What happened to that girl you met online ?

Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

Sly-profiling

The art of having noticeably nicer stuff than your subordinates so that they feel inferior to you. Additionally, the sly-profiler also needs to have stuff that is just slightly less nice than the boss' so that they don't feel threatened but can see that you mean business.

Employee 1: Did you see his new Rolex?

Employee 2: Yeah, He's just sly-profiling because he's tired of being a VP and we are looking for a new C.O.O
Employee 1: Man, we'll never make that much.

by steven demic February 22, 2017

Stereo Profiler

Someone who bases everything they know about another person on stereotypes. They then use those stereotypes for profiling purposes.

That cop hates minorities so much that he has become a stereo profiler.

by ktaylor1967 July 22, 2012

Contagious Profile Picture Trend

Also known as CPPT, it is a trend when you see one brave friend who decides to change his/her facebook profile picture, so you change your profile picture and eventually about 20 or more friends have all changed their picture because it's contagious.

This trend goes in waves because it's contagious.

One can wonder how contagious this trend is and if the trend really ever ends?

Friend 1 changed their profile picture.
...1 hour later
Friend 1 and five other friends changed their profile picture.

Friend 2: Looks like my friends are going through the contagious profile picture trend.

by Freakin Bob!! March 14, 2011