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Supernatural Protection

The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.

Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"

By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough

Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.

This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020
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protect my peace

Do whatever it is to keep your happiness... even if it will leave a detrimental effect on your life.
I didn't do the essay because I'm choosing to protect my peace instead.
by taroroot October 12, 2023
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fegyt protection

the protection of a gay fegyt from the NNN
"omg maxa why are u cumming its november - yali says
"its ok i have my fegyt protection" - maxa
by Maxa_grah November 1, 2023
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National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!
Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!
by RealTreWay April 24, 2023
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protecting my energy

Avoiding commitment to a relationship to avoid damage to your “energy”. “Energy” referring to your present being, while also being a double entendre as it can also refer to physical energy and it’s depletion.
Lucki: Told her I love her, but I’m never settling, probably repetitive. Protecting my energy.
by myecks July 8, 2023
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Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

*Crossbones: Ill make anti-anti crossbones day.*
*Profit: No* Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)
by ProfitKafasi August 20, 2022
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Protected Pussy

Protected Pussy is a broad term meaning any person or group that has protection to some degree by the public, business, life Choices, Government.

Identifying these people other than this word results in hate speech, inciting violence etc
We don't identify people by anything without repercussions so they are a PP or Protected Pussy
by Red Android November 17, 2022
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