Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 02, 2018
Guy:
"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"
Weev:
"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"
"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"
Weev:
"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"
by wirehead November 21, 2015
similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 02, 2021
similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 02, 2021
You're not though. You COULD HAVE protected though kids in Texas by DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO... And instead you tried to PRETEND doing this was "protecting your kids" and now that those kids in Texas are dead it is clear to everyone watch that you literally only care about USING YOUR KIDS to get away with malfeasance. It's trying to set a precedent that your kids justify what ever it is you do.
Hym "You had an opportunity to protect kids and you didn't. You know how I found out about the 'rare form of schizophrenia' that caused that school shooting? Someone left a news article about in front of the computer I have to use to sign into at work. They wanted me to see that I was right. So, doing what you are doing got your kids killed and I am going to make you count the number of times you've done it. So it isn't about protecting kids. Protecting kids is the false pretense you are using and you are perfectly fine with the fact they will pay the price. You have used this to protect -12 kids. It's throwing salt over your shoulder when you spill the pepper. It's child sacrifice in the form of a rain dance."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2025
It's a shame that Skrap-It was a censorship protected character.
by ChameleonDragon October 26, 2019
The term used for when a usually nice looking,popular girl has sex with a popular boy which gives them protection because the “friends” of the girls and boys will form a barrier from hate . An example of this could be the Kardashians or in certain circumstances the paul brothers due to their unstoppable nature
by Datboi420@tidepods January 30, 2018