dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021

Yield Protected

In college admissions what someone with an overinflated egos tell themselves when they get rejected by schools for which they think they are overqualified.

When in reality their bad attitude came through in the Letters of Recommendation (LORs) and essays and they got rejected because they came across as an egotistical jerk even though they really know **NOTHING** about the real world beyond their own little high school.

My friend with a perfect 1600 on the SAT and 4.0 unweighted GPA told me he got yield protected by Purdue because they must have known he would surely get into MIT.

by Commercial-Skirt-683 January 25, 2022

Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

psychic protection

Psychic Protection is the art of using ones energy field to protect themselves and others. It is not limited to just people but can be used for items, places, and things.

I was feeling overwhelmed at the concert from all the energy going around, so i used my psychic protection to help me calm down.

by Wolfpack Healing December 15, 2018

Protecting kids

You're not protecting kids you are using them as justification for resource extraction and control of people's lives. Up to and including their level of success and the ease with which they succeed.

Hym "Don't let them lie to you. I've been doing this for 10 years almost. They have done NOTHING to protecting kids but they have continue to extract resources and they have continued to violate rights, agitate, and provoke. They would steal the spoon right out of your mouth it give it to their kids even if it was the last bite of food you were going to have access to for a month and when you died from starvation they would herald themselves as 'the heroes who saved their kid from somone trying to starve them.' It's all a lie. If they wanted to protect your kids, I would be I jail. They want to see how well the weaponized schizophrenia works and they want to use the AI I created to do what they are doing. Protect themselves and allow themselves to kill you all more efficiently by way of genocide or denying healthcare. The liberals are not equipped to deal with this and their words do not carry as much weight as the create of AI. But they are greedy and desperate for power. So they want me divorced from the credit I deserve so that my words do carry more weight than theirs. They want the authority I should have so they are trying to 'split the baby' as it were."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Snap Protection

A mental safeguard developed after repeated emotional stretching—especially in relationships marked by the Rubber Band Effect, where connection and distance cycle unpredictably. Snap protection is what forms when someone has been pulled back so many times they stop rebounding. It’s the internal system that prevents emotional whiplash, breakdowns, or reactive outbursts.

He used to chase every emotional rebound. Now he just observes and protects his peace. That’s snap protection.

by Briton Phillip September 5, 2025

Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

Crossbones has to do whatever you want on april 1st

*Crossbones: Ill make anti-anti crossbones day.*
*Profit: No* Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

by ProfitKafasi August 20, 2022