volcano protection

Volcano Protection

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.

by StalinGotNoCredit June 12, 2018

Protecting kids

You're not protecting kids you are using them as justification for resource extraction and control of people's lives. Up to and including their level of success and the ease with which they succeed.

Hym "Don't let them lie to you. I've been doing this for 10 years almost. They have done NOTHING to protecting kids but they have continue to extract resources and they have continued to violate rights, agitate, and provoke. They would steal the spoon right out of your mouth it give it to their kids even if it was the last bite of food you were going to have access to for a month and when you died from starvation they would herald themselves as 'the heroes who saved their kid from somone trying to starve them.' It's all a lie. If they wanted to protect your kids, I would be I jail. They want to see how well the weaponized schizophrenia works and they want to use the AI I created to do what they are doing. Protect themselves and allow themselves to kill you all more efficiently by way of genocide or denying healthcare. The liberals are not equipped to deal with this and their words do not carry as much weight as the create of AI. But they are greedy and desperate for power. So they want me divorced from the credit I deserve so that my words do carry more weight than theirs. They want the authority I should have so they are trying to 'split the baby' as it were."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

psychic protection

Psychic Protection is the art of using ones energy field to protect themselves and others. It is not limited to just people but can be used for items, places, and things.

I was feeling overwhelmed at the concert from all the energy going around, so i used my psychic protection to help me calm down.

by Wolfpack Healing December 15, 2018

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.

These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

fegyt protection

the protection of a gay fegyt from the NNN

"omg maxa why are u cumming its november - yali says
"its ok i have my fegyt protection" - maxa

by Maxa_grah November 1, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Protect your energy above all else

Protecting your energy means being cautious who, where, and what you put your time into. Protecting your energy involves judging your reactions based on how much involvement you want in a person or situation. Protecting your energy means to allow your heart and mind to work together. To live in the moment with being concerned for the future and without being hateful of the past.

You need to protect your energy above all else.

by Kylaadaawn June 19, 2023