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rib protectors 

Huge female breasts that offer protection to the rib cage due to their density and overhang.
"Holy shit, look at the rib protectors on her!!!"

fanny protector

Helping a fellow girl get away from a creep
Be my fanny protector and help me get away from is ugly guy

pecker checker protector 

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom
that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!

Digital Force Protection (DFP) 

The passive consolidation of digitally produced or procured data which can be processed and disseminated to support the protection of a military force. DFP is not targeting or collection and is never active.
Digital Force Protection (DFP) is NOT SIGINT , NOT EW and NOT CYBER, It is DFP you stupid SOF VAMPIRE!!

Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle
"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."