On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess
P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass
by Bambianca March 10, 2023
January 21st
The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.
The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.
by Highly Reliable Source January 22, 2023
Someone who swiftly steps in between two other people who are about to embrace, so dat HE gets da hug from one of da starry-eyed squeezers instead of da hug's intended recipient.
Being a habitual hug-hijacker may indeed feel hilarious to you personally, but to avoid distressed feelings, you should always make sure dat (1) you know both people involved fairly well, and are already on hugging terms wif dem yourself, and (2) said couple presently has enough time for said horsing around, and was not simply needing to just "share a quick lovey" before rushing off in separate directions, and (3) da occasion is merely a moderately-casual encounter --- i.e., da two cuddlebugs are not in da middle of a tragedy or other stressful situation where da hug was meant for emotional comforting, moral support, etc., and thus it is not something to be made light of.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
by Billdoe February 19, 2021
One hot summer day I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden my wife gave me an Eskimo mouth hug.
by Billdoe February 19, 2021
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Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.
by Iwantalekstocuminsideme January 4, 2018