Contest Of Speed

The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.

Person 1: COS?

Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
by x427 February 16, 2021
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contest of champions

Pay to Win game based on Marvel. The best part? OMG U CAN PAY 4732896487264872694876128748932T4836465873254873264872354YT245873254673264879249723 DOLLARS TO UNLOCK A CHANCE TO UNLOCK A TWO STAR DEDPEWL BUT U HAVE TO DOMINATE CHANCE!!!!!!
So... How's theContest of champions game going?
Contest? I stopped playing that shit and began with Future Fight
by ArtistOverlordRuler August 05, 2017
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Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.
Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
by DJ Scrim June 06, 2021
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Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!
by Turbonutchuk June 08, 2025
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L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.
by panic oasis August 05, 2022
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Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
by EddieBrock5 October 07, 2023
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No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023
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