Supernatural Protection

The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.

Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"

By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough

Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.

This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.

***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"

by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020

protect the president

A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.

Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.

Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.

Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.

by Vinster_BulletClub4Life_ March 12, 2017

Popularity protection

The term used for when a usually nice looking,popular girl has sex with a popular boy which gives them protection because the “friends” of the girls and boys will form a barrier from hate . An example of this could be the Kardashians or in certain circumstances the paul brothers due to their unstoppable nature

That slag has so much popularity protection

by Datboi420@tidepods January 30, 2018

protective eating

Protective Eating occurs mostly when your with friends or family at not so ''fancy'' eateries

Physically blocking, protecting your food from others trying to eat them such as protective eating.

by ARandomAussie February 9, 2018

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021

Dylan protecting

When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.

I was dylan protecting at the strip club last night and the crowd got rowdy.

by Surrealandropodous August 8, 2021