volcano protection

Volcano Protection

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.

by StalinGotNoCredit June 12, 2018

Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared

Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”

by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

Protect your energy above all else

Protecting your energy means being cautious who, where, and what you put your time into. Protecting your energy involves judging your reactions based on how much involvement you want in a person or situation. Protecting your energy means to allow your heart and mind to work together. To live in the moment with being concerned for the future and without being hateful of the past.

You need to protect your energy above all else.

by Kylaadaawn June 19, 2023

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016

Yield Protected

In college admissions what someone with an overinflated egos tell themselves when they get rejected by schools for which they think they are overqualified.

When in reality their bad attitude came through in the Letters of Recommendation (LORs) and essays and they got rejected because they came across as an egotistical jerk even though they really know **NOTHING** about the real world beyond their own little high school.

My friend with a perfect 1600 on the SAT and 4.0 unweighted GPA told me he got yield protected by Purdue because they must have known he would surely get into MIT.

by Commercial-Skirt-683 January 25, 2022

Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Dylan protecting

When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.

I was dylan protecting at the strip club last night and the crowd got rowdy.

by Surrealandropodous August 8, 2021