Laptop Lancelot

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.

"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"

by The Barse September 21, 2007

Lancelot Syndrome

When a guy is only interested in chicks with boyfriends.

Did you hear about Steve? He got beat up because of his lancelot syndrome

by hahadicktionary July 31, 2022

Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

by Kruzy McJ December 31, 2014

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

The Sir Lancelot

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise

You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.

by E-Dagget February 03, 2007

Sir Lancelot

When a well hung dude gets a prince albert, not to be confused with a Sir Lancelittle, a prince albert on a lesser endowed dude

John Holmes just got a prince albert!
(A Sir Lancelot)

by Anne Hartigan April 16, 2009

Lancelot Hall

The Moon. The Thing. The chosen One.

He’s a demon. He’s a black knight. He is Him

Lancelot Hall. The one and only. Him.

by Tatsurai May 21, 2025