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Lancelot Syndrome

When a guy is only interested in chicks with boyfriends.
Did you hear about Steve? He got beat up because of his lancelot syndrome

Lancelot Hall 

The Moon. The Thing. The chosen One.

He’s a demon. He’s a black knight. He is Him
Lancelot Hall by Tatsurai May 21, 2025

Sir Lancelot 

According to Aurthurian Myth, the greatest, and most noble of all the knights of the Round Table. He was a freakin' badass, which is why Guinevere fell for him, and not Arthur. He could take on twenty knights by himself and every knight wished they could be like him.
Sir Bors: Look Gawain, there goes Sir Lancelot!

Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?

Guinevere:Oh that he is.
Sir Lancelot by Mr. Entity February 6, 2012

Laptop Lancelot 

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
Laptop Lancelot by The Barse October 3, 2007

Sir Lancelot 

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.
Sir Lancelot by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

Sir Lancelot 

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
Sir Lancelot by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018