51 definitions by Major Thomas Randle

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.
It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
by Major Thomas Randle February 7, 2019
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The phenotypes of men and women in Congress. Especially when describing the current Senators. Even the 2 parties are specifically different (Phenotype).
Specially the Senators seem like they are morphing into the same person. But all of CLONEGRESS is filled with tons of politicians that are impossible to remember and there are only 2 for each State. I often think I am listening to some chairman of the.... and then the same looking guy is in a totally different position.
by Major Thomas Randle October 16, 2018
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A protest in which the subject and enthusiasm is minimal.
The protest was more of a ‘so-so-protest’; due to the small numbers of people whom seemed to care enough to attend.
by Major Thomas Randle October 6, 2018
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Sarcasm with a serious bite; which is actually an attack or insult vs. cynical humor.
It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.
by Major Thomas Randle December 6, 2018
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The opposite of ‘dopest’. Something that is either uninteresting or wrong.
Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!
by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018
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The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!
After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!
by Major Thomas Randle July 21, 2018
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When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.
This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?
by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019
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