something you dont want your parents to see on your computer because its filled with useful stuff like porn and shit to masturbate about.
admit it.. history is shiiiiiitt
by goodwordmaster March 22, 2011
Get the historymug. by Paul December 25, 2003
Get the historymug. Who gives a fuck what some crazy motherfucker did 2000 years ago in history!!! Why the fuck should I know this fucking shit!!! Fuck you!!!
by Jurus November 24, 2006
Get the historymug. something that somepeople find hard to beilieve in for we were never there how can we be sure it happened, for all we know the world that we live in, or better yet, the reality could be in a farce, a lie and perhaps weve been mind-fucked for an experiment and that everything has been a result of years of careful planning made by one super-power, but maybe power has nothing to do with it and that bussiness itself exists within our reality and not theirs, or prehaps on account to what daniel quinn was saying for all those years, perhaps its mother culture who produces the theories and the consiricy ideas to make us forget, maybe history did happen but people who "try to look at it in a different way" are the ones with the second hidden agenda, perhaps we'll never know
by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad July 18, 2005
Get the historymug. by Robin January 3, 2005
Get the historymug. the number subject where it crushes your dreams and eventually scar you because who knows history might tell you that your great great great grandpa is napolean or it will tell that your pet dog is the korean version of chicken
history: noun. the subject that would tell that your not the first person on the damn moon #jealous bitch
by Homework Hater March 30, 2017
Get the historymug.