A surprise inspector is the name of a prank which involves 2 or more people who have been detained in separate police vehicles. In order to set the prank up, one person who knows that everything in a police vehicle is being recorded, will speak loudly of their friends attempt to hide drugs or drug paraphernalia, (even though they really didn’t) within his or her own anal cavity. The prank is completed after the cavity search has taken place.
While Derek and Bobby were being detained in separate police cars, Derek said, “Those dumb pigs will never figure out that Bobby hid that tiny bit of tar heroin up his ass! A few hours later... Bobby: “Why you smiling, Derek?” Derek: “I heard you got a visit from the surprise inspector!” Bobby: “I’m gonna F’n kill you Derek!”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 7, 2018
A Western Australian heavy vehicle enforcement officer who is both insecure and anally retentive. Most likely beaten up repeatedly when they`were a child, this collection of winners patrol the highways and byways of WA making cunts of themselves then high-fiving each other and boasting about how big their cocks are.
by juanchavez November 11, 2010
a psychologist, psychiatrist, psychiatric social worker or anyone employed in the mental health field who counsels anyone with a psychiatric diagnosis or emotional problem.
by Ruby Slippers February 19, 2010
A cartoon robotic detective. He has a seemingly infinite supply of gadgets, like a helicopter blade that come out of his hat allowing him to fly. He fight Dr. Claw along with his neice,Penny, and his very intelligent dog, Brain.
by butch November 7, 2004
Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.
The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.
by Dirty Mike H. June 26, 2015
by Fifa 21 January 3, 2021
J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.
by Jonesy! July 11, 2016