n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up
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by gnostic3 May 4, 2021
by booze? February 9, 2008
When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.
“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”
by Berta proud April 28, 2023
by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023
by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023
When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!
Jim: That shits weak bro
Jim: That shits weak bro
by jekkie bates October 9, 2007
The act of re-using a condom to the point it is completely full of semen and then freezing it, and finally consuming The final product, Aka cumsicle.
by The ghini supreme November 8, 2019