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maintenance engineer

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.
by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020
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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself
A competent high school teacher if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism
by Sexydimma May 28, 2017
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vessel maintenance

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week
by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018
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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding oneself
Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person
by Sexydimma May 26, 2016
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Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021
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cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian
Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.
by Thunnus November 1, 2012
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Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.
I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke
by sbfacepoker May 28, 2012
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