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maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
by mememetoo March 11, 2025
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High maintenance

When you have beautiful Mother named Lynda
High maintenance may be Lynda’s nails are always perfect, lipstick not missing, pjs are LuLu
by Blondiesocal June 14, 2025
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Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.
Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
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No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.
by H4IZ August 24, 2025
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Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.
I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke
by sbfacepoker May 28, 2012
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maintenance engineer

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.
by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020
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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself
A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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