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turf maintenance

The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.
Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"
by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013
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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself
A competent high school teacher if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism
by Sexydimma May 28, 2017
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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding oneself
Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person
by Sexydimma May 26, 2016
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maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
by mememetoo March 11, 2025
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cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian
Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.
by Thunnus November 1, 2012
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maintenance engineer

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.
by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020
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