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This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs. 

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.
When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.
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IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!

Makeup when you wakeup 

A girl (most likely) who has done her makeup so bad, it looked like she did it while she was still waking up. Most commonly used when someone has smudged their makeup, gotten lipstick on their teeth, has crusted eye-liner on, etc. These people act as if they are beautiful gods, but sometimes they will tell you they didn't have time for their makeup, and won't act stubborn.
Girl 1: Wow, did you see her makeup?!

Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!

Girl 1: She does that everyday.

Girl 2: I know!

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

The day when you shouldn't study 

May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day
-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her
“Damn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?”