if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty. 

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty. by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011

What do you have to say to Joe Biden right now

Wassa baby take me out to dinner

Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.

Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.

Person 1: ayo

What do you have to say to Joe Biden right now by Kok man November 26, 2021

you don’t say, Beyoncé? 

the absolutely best way to respond to all of your girlfriend’s observations

Though not totally listening to what was probably a super important thing she was talking about, I respectfully replied, “You don’t say, Beyoncé?”

you don’t say, Beyoncé? by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all 

This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.

Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”

If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all by Elle-Woody January 31, 2020

you-don't-say-tality 

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

you-don't-say-tality by Tank Miller December 4, 2024

You can’t say anything 

Where someone says something that’s happened and you laugh until you realize you did it too. Usually used in friend groups or in school.

John: Did you hear Bob is gay?
Mark: I know right, lol.
Frank: ‘You can’t say anything’, you’re gay too, Mark.
Mark: Oh yeah

You can’t say anything by EmoKid2006 June 6, 2024

You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE 

Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse

Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE by a name that is totally not tok November 16, 2020