What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.
by Lydia12312 July 14, 2022
When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay
by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023
"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 20, 2017
Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan
Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 19, 2012
Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.
Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 5, 2021