7 definitions by Bomb-Shelly
A town originally called Lindenhurst on Long Island but ever since David J. D’amore I I was born and raised there he has destroyed and swindled every great thing ever made there. He drug dealed his way through middle and put the HIGH in Highschool of which he couldn’t complete after repeating 12th grade a bunch of times. Quit and got his GED aka: Good Enough Diploma. Using none of that education but stealing from his own family and neighborhood. If you hang or date Dave you yourself will be swindled and end up in jail along side him being he is a 5 time plus felon. He is aware he put the “swindle” in Swindlehurst!
Be sure to lock your car doors when parking in “Swindlehurst” or when you return to it in the morning your change cup will be “swindled” aka: stolen along with anything else that can be pawned off. You should wear Kevlar when visiting in “Swindlehurst” it once was a nice sea-side town but is now a ghetto town that resembles “Drastic, Spastic, Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 5, 2021
The water in the sink after soaking or washing dreads. It literally looks like chocolate milk. Dreads are rarely washed but when they are soaked all the dirt and debris will remain in the sink. Some people are dared to drink it.
“Your dreads be lookin’ fly did you spruce them up?”
“Yeah take a look at the chocolate milk they produced!”
“We should pour that into Yoo-hoo bottles and sell that chocolate milk”
“Yeah take a look at the chocolate milk they produced!”
“We should pour that into Yoo-hoo bottles and sell that chocolate milk”
by Bomb-Shelly July 16, 2022
The small patch of skin between your ass and your balls. It’s your “taint”! Tis not your ass, it’s not your balls, it’s your “taint”
To put a man on his ass you kick him in his “taint”. His eyes will widen and his lips will look like “oh shit” Tickle his fancy, tickle his “taint” A new fragrance for men by Calvin Klein called “taint” 🙊
by Bomb-Shelly August 5, 2021
Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.
Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 5, 2021
Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.
Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 5, 2021
A Davey Digz is a shark in the water that can smell a fresh kill. He is toothless and cheats on the most beautiful woman he has ever gotten. He thinks he can have this unicorn and his white trash bag too. Rachelle’s are too smart for that. They leave the Davey Digz and never look back. David lost his chance at a real ride or die to be with a trashy Alyssa in trashtic, drastic, mastic. Rachelle had too much to offer, a Southampton baby who got lost in rehab and sharked by Dave. He used and abused her, including cheating on her till she left his toothless stinky butt who doesn’t shower and has flakes in his hair and can’t see his umm pe-n-I-s. He will always remember that beautiful high class girl he lost.
“Did Jesse just cheat on April and pull a “Davey digzz”
“Yeah he will be missing her forever like that Rachelle”
“Omg she was a unicorn, why trade her for a white trash bag named Alyssa?”
“Because he is a Davey Digzz, he didn’t know what he had till he lost her.”
“Yeah he will be missing her forever like that Rachelle”
“Omg she was a unicorn, why trade her for a white trash bag named Alyssa?”
“Because he is a Davey Digzz, he didn’t know what he had till he lost her.”
by Bomb-Shelly July 16, 2022
A Rachelle is a beautiful half Norwegian, half Italian queen. She is as unique as her name. She has been through hell and back and can survive anything. A trifecta woman, highly intelligent, extremely beautiful, unbelievably kind hearted. A life and game changer. Put a ring on your Rachelle before you regret it for life! “A rare amazing beautiful bird”
That “Rachelle” is one hell of a bombshell, she takes my breath away and haunts my dreams for the rest of my life.
by Bomb-Shelly August 5, 2021