Last responders 

The professionals who are the last people that provide care to a deceased individual. This group of people includes morticians, coroners, forensic investigators, religious professionals, cemetery workers, and thanatologists. Last responders are usually responsible for determining how someone died, giving the individual their last rights, setting up and performing the individual’s funeral, burial and or cremation, and providing care to the individual’s grave stone, assuming they were buried in a public cemetery, in the event individual’s family is deceased and or unable to do so.

The last responders determined that Nevil died from a drug overdose.

Last responders by Vanguard 1998 September 22, 2021

responsibility 

The most misdefined word in the urban dictionary. It is simply the "BLAME" Teaching responsibility is easy if you do not complicate it. Taking responsibility is taking the "BLAME". Jesus was not responsible for all of our mistakes and yet he took the BLAME. Stop treating this word as a good trait because it is only good for those predestined to be the "SCAPEGOAT" Responsibility is something we can only accept not force on others without evidence that they are guilty. If the boss notices something good has been done and wishes to know who did it. He/She would ask "who gets the CREDIT". It is only after mistakes are discovered that we ask "who is RESPONSIBLE"? I pray that the editors recognize the logic and truth in this definition and give it the "CREDIT" it deserves.

Responsibility should be avoided unless you know the risk and are willing to take the blame for failing. Opportunity hides inside this risk, for if you succeed you will get "CREDIT" for success and dodge the 'BLAME" for failure.

responsibility by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

Responsible 

Definitely not you if your reading this.
Do some dishes for God's sake
If this doesn't get a vote I will slaughter you family.
Opposite of a Teenager

"Why won't you try and act responsible?" -dad
"I'll whoop yo ass"
-also dad

Responsible by Larry Gadon May 27, 2019

First Responder

The poop that follows the first cup of coffee you enjoy in the morning.

“Hold all my calls!” Chad proudly announced to the offfice as he ran for the unisex restroom... “I gotta First Responder!”

First Responder by Duke_Electra October 27, 2017

drink responsibly 

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.

1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.

drink responsibly by David March 24, 2008

Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses 

Debut full length album by American grindcore band, BRUTAL TRUTH.

Guy#1: Hey, what's your favorite Brutal Truth album?
Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
Guy#1: Me too!

Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses by NuclearAssualtLover243 December 4, 2010

Responsibility bomb 

Finding out that one is having a kid or is going to have to take care of a disabled family member.

Person A: Hey, is Kevin coming to the bar tonight?

Person B: No, his girlfriend just broke the news about the responsibility bomb he put in her.

Responsibility bomb by Voodoo870 November 29, 2011