David's definitions

Elb

Peerless leader

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.

by David March 30, 2003

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

spin doctor

A person who works in public relations, usually for a political party who spins news stories round for the benefit of that party.

The pound may have lost %20 of its value against the $ but lets report this as a great help in making our exports cheaper.

by David June 6, 2005

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

Gerg

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.

That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.

by David December 2, 2003

Deppe

1. A mythical maiden who suffers from fears of attachment.

2. A fun-loving and caring midwesterner that has been placed in the Deep South and is making the best of every moment.

Last night I saw a Deppe and it was the best time ever. This Deppe took my keys away so I would not drive home drunk.

by David December 3, 2004

GT

Girl Talk aka keeping it real.

GT is more fun when my breasts are tender!

by David October 20, 2007