The straightest being on the planet.
He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.
He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.
by BigCMan69 October 12, 2021
Get the Eltonmug. Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.
The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana
by WorseThanHitler March 27, 2021
Get the Elton, Louisianamug. by thebigapple September 26, 2023
Get the Elton Johnmug. A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!
by KadeePerk November 09, 2022
Get the Dirty Eltonmug. A black dude that is funny and likes to roast his friends, he likes to brag about his success, he also is tallish, he hates a certain amount of people, hangs out in a group, his money is earned, and he likes super cars and Ford trucks.
Elton is a person
by 100hpGD November 08, 2021
Get the Eltonmug. by eltonjohnisamazing April 06, 2021
Get the Eltonmug. the most sexiest beast ever. seems like someone who has an obsession with fnaf and probably liked the beatles at one point
by tasteslikearsenic January 18, 2022
Get the eltonmug.