The straightest being on the planet.
He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.
He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.
by BigCMan69 October 12, 2021
Get the Eltonmug. A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 27, 2019
Get the elton johnmug. A tall black man which is my friend
by 100hpGD November 10, 2021
Get the Elton Turnermug. A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
Get the Elton John's Foosty Fartermug. A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.
Past tense: Elton Johned
Past tense: Elton Johned
Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022
Get the Elton Johningmug. A black dude that is funny and likes to roast his friends, he likes to brag about his success, he also is tallish, he hates a certain amount of people, hangs out in a group, his money is earned, and he likes super cars and Ford trucks.
Elton is a person
by 100hpGD November 8, 2021
Get the Eltonmug. the most sexiest beast ever. seems like someone who has an obsession with fnaf and probably liked the beatles at one point
by tasteslikearsenic January 18, 2022
Get the eltonmug.